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Thought you had a tough lockdown?
June 2022, I had a stroke.
And ended up with a platinum heart.
I’d like to tell you about it.
Not to create feelings of pity toward me,
More a sense of awe & fawning admiration.
 
I’ve made this in the most heartfelt, honest & funny way I can.
So I really want you to come.
I’ve never believed in anything as much.

“This most personal hour is the best thing I have seen Markus Birdman do. Some of the lines here are more beautifully crafted than anything his heart surgeon will patch together in his holey ventricles. We get a combination of storytelling, observation and jokes that have had some real intensive care in the writing. Fantastic combination if you can manage it. He can.”

4 Stars - Kate Copstick, The Scotsman

“He has mined everything for humour, from the darkest moments of diagnosis to the humiliations he endured in the name of medical investigation – and hit gold.

He’s an Essex bloke of little sentimentality, his story an engine for gags, not for sympathy. 

The result is a torrent of formidable gags, skilfully told, and with a gripping story underpinning them all.”

4.5 Stars Steve Bennett, Chortle

'Birdman, whose jovially sour tales of his two strokes rides high on his own excellence.’

Dominic Maxwell, Times.

Fresh from supporting Jason Manford
on tour in 2022.

Chortle Best Club Comic Nominee
2023

North Allerton

The Forum

11 Nov 2023

Southend

Dixon Studio

1 Sept 2023

Guildford

G Live Studio

2 Sept 2023

Southampton

The Attic

3 Sept 2023

Maidenhead

Norden Farm Centre For The Arts

7 Sept 2023

Havant

The Spring

8 Sept 2023

Northampton

Royal & Derngate Underground

9 Sept 2023

Brighton

Komedia

10 Sept 2023

Bath

Rondo

14 Sept 2023

Crawley

Hawth Studio (7:45pm)

16 Sept 2023

High Wycombe

Oak Room

17 Sept 2023

Leicester

Big Difference

21 Sept 2023

Hemel Hempstead

Old Town Hall (8pm)

23 Sept 2023

Barnard Castle

The Witham

29 Sept 2023

Salford

Lowry Studio

30 Sept 2023

Chelsmford

Chelmsford Theatre Studio

4 Oct 2023

Maidstone

Hazlitt Theatre Studio

7 Oct 2023

Bristol

Hen & Chicken (8pm)

11 Oct 2023

Newport

Newport Theatre Studio (8pm)

13 Oct 2023

Darlington

The Forum (8pm)

26 Oct 2023

Whitby

Coliseum Centre (8pm)

27 Oct 2023

Liverpool

Hot Water Comedy Club

28 Oct 2023

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